army-of-bee-assassins:

mundanesalad:

In which Cunoesse becomes Cindy’s little sister.

[image description: Fanart of Cindy and Cunoesse from the video game Disco Elysium. They are standing together in front of a concrete wall that they have just painted together. Cindy is holding a bucket of red paint, and Cunoesse has the paintbrush, still dripping with paint. The wall behind them has the word “Perkele!” painted on it in all caps. Cunoesse is flipping off the viewer, and both are smiling. Cindy is looking towards Cunoesse. End ID.]

mundanesalad:

mundanesalad:

the only multi-ingredient cocktails I know absolutely 100% how to make are a margarita, an old fashioned, and a Manhattan. Every other beverage I have is just me combining liquids and naming them based on what they remind me of.

example: vodka + orange juice + seltzer = painful screwdriver (its angry now)

painful screwdriver + cranberry juice = the UTI (its an uncomfortable shade of pink)

you see. while i was making my beverage (the UTI, which again is a painful screwdriver (vodka, orange juice, seltzer) with cranberry juice) and between pouring the cranberry juice and returning to the fridge to get the orange juice, my brain decided i was making cereal instead so i poured in soy milk into my glass of alcoholic cranberry juice.

It curdled immediately.

It tasted like one of those fruit flavored werthers originals.

3/10 flavor was alright, the visuals are atrocious. I only had a taste because I didnt want to risk getting the texture.